The Battle of Dick Kleberg Park

The Battle of Dick Kleberg Park is short chaotic engagement between United States Armed Forces and a Spaceship from the Martian Republican Defense Force which took place on 20 January 2009 at the Kleberg County Park, officially known as Dick Kleberg Park which resulted in a misunderstanding that ended with the destruction of the alien spacecraft and presumed death of Steve the Alien.

Events Prior to the Battle
A Martian Spacecraft entered the earth's atmosphere near Hawaii in the early morning hours of 20 January 2009 where it was investigated by recon aircraft from the Carrier USS Cecil Ellis. This object was tracked over the Pacific until it was detected by NORAD command at the Cheyanne Mountain complex in Colorado, USA.

General Hoyt Southerner, US Air Force General in charge of the facility contacted the Whitehouse and altered Maj General J. E. Kawallis at Seeligson AFB near Premont, Texas. The landing site was determined to be just south of Kingsville, Texas near or on the grounds of Dick Kleberg Park, the main Kleberg County Park. Despite being short-handed due to the base's imminent closure and being abandoned by his nominal superior, Lt. General John Morelli who sought to use the event to curry favor in Washington, Kawallis was able to establish a perimeter around the spacecraft.